Tagged >.<

Pass this tag to 10 people !

1. Li Yang
2. Chun Leong
3. Chia Way
4. Kit Yee
5. Weixing
6. Chin Chooi
7. Sandra
8. Zheng Kang
9. Kriskkumar
10. Tze Jiet

1. Would you date number 5?
Not even if he's a hot chick. He sleepwalks....

2. Number 2 just got in a car crash. How do you react?
Wow...wat happened to the car?

3. You see number 9 with your boy/girlfriend.
Hmmm...interesting....

4. You come home and your room has been ransacked by number 4.
WTH????

5. Number 1 is acting weird.
That's normal...

6. Numbers 3 and 8 decide to give 10 a haircut.
Lolz!!!!cut wat????

7. Number 7 just got tickets for him/her and you to go to a concert.
I'll ask her to ask 8.

8. Number 10 takes you to a bar.
Gay bar? O.o

9. Number 4 has to move to the other side of the world.
Studies, i supposed....

10.You and number 8 are being chased by the cops for an unknown reason.
For plotting to overthrow the government?

11. Number 7 and you are sitting on the couch watching a movie when he/her wrap his/her arm around you.
8 will kill me?

12. Number 5 asks you out to dinner.
So good?

13. Number 9 and you are sitting on a bus.
I hope there are other ppl in the bus.

14. Number 6 calls you in the middle of the night because he/she can’t sleep.
I'll plug the charger into my phone.

15. Your walking with someone and number 6 runs up and tackles you to the ground from behind.
I can explain!!!!

16. Number 1 is crying one day and you ask him/her why and it seems their boy/girlfriend has dumped them.
Don't think it'll happen...Hmm, if it does, I'll help him cheer up lorh...

17. Number 2 offers to bake you a meal. As you sit in the other room, the kitchen is suddenly aflame.
Oi!!!Fire extinguisher is under the sink....

18. Number 5 comes to your door one day holding a koala.
No brain ah you???? This is not Australia leh....

19. Number 3 just got you an X-Box.
Thx...*grab the x-box,slams the door*

20. Number 9 challenges you to a children’s card game.
Depends on what game.

21. Number 1 thinks he/she’s overweight.
I'll say yes like usual.

22. Number 7 looks lonely.
Where's 8?

23. Number 2 asks you rudely to go leave her/him alone.
Ok, done....

24. Numbers 5 and 3 decide to throw a surprise party for you.
Wat party?

25. Number 6 decide to dye their hair black. What do you say?
Waste money...

26. Number 2 tells you he/she is going to go out for a while, and then later you hear about a shooting where 2 went.
Then, i found a receipt from a gunstore in his room.

27. You catch number 9 by him/herself, crying.
Oi, cry wat???

28. Numbers 1 , 3 , 5, and 6 all tackle you at once! Is it possible?
When the world ends....

50 interesting facts

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

11. Dalmatians are born without spots.

12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).

14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.

17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.

18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.

25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.

36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).

39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.

41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.

43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

Hmmm...interesting huh?
Found this while randomly clicking at websites.
By the way, The Lost Symbol is a great book!!!
Go read it. Laus Deo, Praise God.
Bye for now, update soon.

The resurrection

Äkh ra bá ven ecx num bah nna ati flo Â!

Haha, some gibberish incantations to revive this long dead blog....
yesterday was my birthday, the 17th one. Apparently, my parents forgot about it until the weekend. But no matter, I had some 50 ringgit notes stuffed into red packets as my birthday presents. Alright, enough of that, I will start posting again on this blog from now on regularly (Ya right, as if....) whenever i can.

Okay, the first topic on this revived blog. Indonesia is going to attack Malaysia on Oct 8.
Ya, I know that's old news. BUT, better late than never right?
Ok, so these crazy lunatics want to wage war on Malaysia with their army of maids and few hundred men thinking then are supermen, invincible to bullets or any other form of weapon any Malaysians have. Hmmm....sounds a little bit hopeful that lot...but you know what?
I support them. Yes. I would like them to attack Malaysia. WAIT. Before you people start tracking my IP address and find out my house address to arrest me, please continue reading.

You see, with all the political issues happening, the only thing that can unite us fellow Malaysians is, in fact, a common enemy. With the attack from the Indonesians, which is supposingly tomorrow, hopefully, Malaysians would realise how important unity is to ensure that Malaysia will always be a peaceful and happy nation. People of Malaysia, Indonesians have said it themselves on the newspaper, they want to come into Malaysia, wage war on us and kill us.
Shouldn't we give some response to that? I have not heard or seen anyone, not a single soul, mind you, that even mentioned about the thing. Alright, the war might seem very unrealistic but what if they meant what they said and come charging into Malaysia brandishing bamboo spears and weird looking blades shouting barbaric words and hacking Malaysian heads. Shouldn't we live up to the motto 1Malaysia and at the very least, post something on their newspaper stating that we will wage war on them?

Hmmm....I think I've been thinking too much.
Anyway, please don't arrest me. I'm just an average seventeen year old boy ranting about Indonesians attacking Malaysia.
Alright, that's all I have to say for now. Hope I remember I have this blog the next time I turn on the computer. Bye.

Word of the day: Oh shit......

Think you're in a bad situation? Look at these pictures and think again....
Yup...Oh shit would be the word......
End of post....sorry for the lack of updates ya....But it's MY blog....
What can you do about it?
See ya....

Signing off at 10.09 Pm

YOU

You came into my life and stole my heart,


You made me realize how beautiful life is,


You showed me how it feels to love,


You made me worry when you were sick,


You made me smile whenever you smiled,


You gave me hope when there was none,


You made me wrote my first poem,


dedicated to you, my love,


And now, the only thing I want to say is,


I LOVE YOU.

Wrote this during the Intervention English test....
was too free I think....
May not be nice, but hey...i'm not a poet...
Owh...and sorry for not updating for so long...
Dunno wat to update dy....
K...Till next time...

Signing off at 2.56PM
Hope you'll like it

Tag...>.<

1. The person who tagged you is
Kit Yee

2. Your relationship with him/her is
Friend

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her
Responsible, uber active in co-curricular activities....

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you
Tag me....

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you
hahaha..she has an unforgettable laugh man...

6. If he/she become your lover you will
Kill myself?lolz..nola

7. If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be
younger...

8. If he/she become your enemy, you will
try to be friends again....

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be
no reason,there's no reason why anyone should be my enemy

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is
erm....dunno

11. Your overall impression of him/her is
a girl?

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
childish.....

13. The characters you love of yourself are
My looks...perasan....

14. On the contrary, the characters that you hate about yourself are
Procrastination

15. The most ideal person you want to be is
myself...

16. For people who care and love you, say something to them.
I love you too....

17. Pass this test to 10 persons who you wished to know how they feel about you.

1. Boon Tek
2. Hao Cherng
3. Weixing
4. Li Yang
zzz...dunno hu else to tag le...all oso do b4 dy...
5. Chia Way
6. Kriskkumar
7. Sandra
8. Xinyi
9. Wei Bo
10. Zheng Kang

18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with?
Dunno....

19. Is no. 9 a male or female?
Male

If no. 7 and no.10 together, is that a good thing?
U'll have to ask them....

21. What is no. 2 studying about?
dunno....

22. When is the last time u had a chat with no. 3?
one or two hours ago....

23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like?
never ask...

24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
yes...an elder brother....

25. Will you woo no. 3?
no way....even if i'm a girl...

26. How about no. 7?
She belongs to another person...

27. Is no. 4 single?
ya

28. What is the surname of no.5?
Tan

29. What is the hobby of no. 10?
not sure....

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
Like brothers....

31. Where is no. 2 studying at?
MBSSKL

32. Talk something casually about no. 1
Great friend, responsible, random....

33. Have you tried developing feelings for no. 6?
Develop feelings? hatred got la....

34. Where does no. 9 live at?
dunno....

35. What colour does not.4 like?
dunno lorh...y this tag ask these kind of stupid questions one....

36. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?
not really...

37. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
she thinks she is....

38. What is no. 6 doing now?
how the hell should i know?=.=

2009 1st post....

YO.....I'm back....
Too long didn update dy....
For the ppl who wanted ICC pics from me....
Sry...lazy to upload...ask from hao cherng or boon tek...

Had my division enrolment ceremony yesterday...
First and last time organizing this ceremony...
Congratz to my members who got promoted to various ranks...From acting lance corporal to acting sergeant...
Especially to Weixing...
Great job!!You really deserved that rank....
Well,I got promoted too...Kinda expected it though...
From now on...I shall be known as Cadet SERGEANT....
Sounded a bit chuan....


^^

Signing off at 11.46am